'My ex had the UK's biggest penis and it's ruining my new relationship'
A woman has revealed that when her new boyfriend discovered her ex was famous for having the biggest manhood ever, he started to act ‘weirdly’ and now she’s worried about their relationship
Discussing former partners with new ones can easily make for tricky moments, depending on individual circumstances and how confident you are in your new relationship.
It can cause issues with insecurity, comparison and even concerns over past emotional attachments that could still be lingering unresolved.
But imagine how awkward it would be if your new boyfriend did some digging and discovered your ex was the man with the world's biggest penis. That was the unfortunate situation one woman found herself in and which then seemed to change the way her current beau behaved towards her.
Going by the name of Anna, the troubled lass called into a podcast for advice on how to handle the sticky situation. Talking to hosts Diana Vickers and Jack Guinness on Metro’s Just Between Us, she revealed she’d been happily seeing her new man for nine months and everything was going great until he started having a nose on her Instagram.
READ MORE: 'My pregnant 12-year-old sister vanished into the night - I'm begging for answers'READ MORE: 'I hid my sexual fantasy from my wife for 10 years - now she's disgusted by me'He came across an old photo dump which included pictures of her ex boyfriend - a man he had seen before. "[He] saw one of me with an old boyfriend, someone he immediately recognised, who had been in the news and on telly for having the biggest ever willy," she said. "Ever since, he’s been acting weird."
She added that her ex was "way too big" for comfort and she told her new guy that she’d only seen him a few times but he wasn’t having it. "I don’t want this insecurity to end things. I don’t know how to get through to him," she shared.
Singer, actress and former X Factor contestant Diana had some words of wisdom to offer and advised the doubting fella in question to be realistic about the situation which happened way before he was on the scene. "The past is the past. She didn’t even know that you existed. It was years and years ago," she said.
"You’ve looked at an old photo dump and then gone doing a little research, you know what I mean? And actually, she didn’t want you to know that. She’s saying to you that she didn’t even enjoy the sex. So think about that."
Although a lot of men may feel threatened to learn their girlfriend’s ex was well hung, Anna’s boyfriend may want to consider the flip side to the coin - that having an extra large penis can have its pitfalls. Matt Barr is considered to be the owner of one of Britain’s largest appendages but he recently revealed that he suffered a nasty fall because of it.
In what the 41 year old described as a "a very embarrassing accident", Matt was left in agony after his huge 14.5-inch phallus obstructed his view and caused him to trip and fall headfirst out of the bath. The accident occurred when Matt was taking a quick shower before work but his manhood stopped him from seeing there was spilt shower gel on the floor of the tub.
"One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet," Matt explained back in August. "Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line." Matt bashed his shoulder on the floor and was left with two fractures. The agonising injury meant he couldn’t go away on a summer holiday.
The AI specialist from London has previously discussed the other problems he faces heaving an enormous member. He appeared on This Morning in May 2024 with hosts Cat Deeley and Ben Shephard and told them he was once asked to leave a yoga class because the instructor thought he was aroused.
He also said it makes for an awkward start to dating as he has to bring the topic up at some point, without being weird. "It's difficult, because it's not something you really spring on people as a surprise, because it just does scare people away generally," he explained. "But obviously [you don't want to be] creepy and bring it up too early. How do you start that conversation?"
Matt, who authored the book A Long Story: Life With One Of The World’s Largest Penises, has the “biggest medically proven penis in the world ”, a cast of which is even displayed in Iceland's Phallological Museum. However, he doesn't view this as a bragging point and instead wants to educate people on the challenges he faces day to day.