INSIDE OUT

1:33:55
JOY Do you ever look at someone and wonder, “What is going on inside their head?”

Well, I know. I know Riley’s head.

1:32:53

HOSPITAL - DAY
JOY And there she was!

MOM Hello, Riley.

DAD Oh, look at you. Aren’t you a little bundle of joy!

JOY Whoa. It was amazing. Just Riley and me, forever...for 33 seconds.

SADNESS I’m Sadness.

JOY Oh, hello. I’m Joy. So- Can I just... if you could... I just want to fix that. Thanks.

And that was just the beginning. Headquarters only got more crowded from there.

1:34:47

MINNESOTA HOUSE – YOUNG RILEY

FEAR Very nice. Okay, looks like you got this. Very good, sharp turn... Oh, look out!

JOY That’s fear. He’s really good at keeping Riley safe.

FEAR Easy. Easy. Okay, we’re good. Thank you. Thank you very much.

JOY And we’re back!

DAD Here we go. All right. Open.

JOY Hmm. This looks new.

FEAR/SADNESS Do you think it’s safe?/What is it?

DISGUST Okay, caution! There is a dangerous smell, people. Hold on, what is that?

JOY This is Disgust. She basically keeps Riley from being poisoned, physically and socially.

DISGUST That is not brightly colored or shaped like a dinosaur... Hold on guys... It’s broccoli!

YOUNG RILEY Yucky!

DISGUST Well, I just saved our lives. Yeah. You're welcome.

DAD Riley, if you don’t eat your dinner, you’re not going to get any dessert.
ANGER Wait. Did he just say we couldn’t have dessert?

JOY That’s Anger. He cares very deeply about things being fair.

ANGER So that’s how you want to play it, old man? No dessert?

Oh, sure, we’ll eat our dinner, right after YOU eat this! GrrrraaaAAHH!!!!

DAD Riley, Riley, here comes an airplane!

ANGER Oh, airplane. We got an airplane, everybody.

DISGUST/FEAR/SADNESS/JOY Ohh!/Ahh!

1:31:30
JOY And you’ve met Sadness. She... well, she... I’m not actually sure what she does.

And I’ve checked, there’s no place for her to go, so she’s good, we’re good. It’s all great!

Anyway! These are Riley’s memories- and they’re mostly happy, you’ll notice, not to brag.

But the REALLY important ones are over here.

I don’t want to get too technical, but these are called “core memories.”

Each one came from a super important time in Riley’s life.

Like when she first scored a goal- That was so amazing!

And each core memory powers a different aspect of Riley’s personality. Like Hockey Island!

Goofball Island is my personal favorite.

DAD Come back here, you little monkey!

JOY Yup, Goofball is the best! Friendship Island is pretty good, too.

Oh, I love Honesty Island! And that's the truth!

And, of course, Family Island is amazing.

The point is, the Islands of Personality are what make Riley...Riley!

YOUNG RILEY Look out, mermaid!

Lava!

Who’s your friend who likes to play? Bing Bong, Bing Bong...

1:28:40
MOM/DAD Hey! Very nice!

FEAR Brain freeze!

DAD Good night, kiddo!

RILEY Good night, Dad.

JOY And... we’re out. That’s what I’m talking about: another perfect day!

Nice job everybody! Let’s get those memories down to Long Term.

FEAR All right, we did not die today! I call that an unqualified success.

JOY And that’s it! We love our girl. She’s got great friends and a great house.

Things couldn’t be better. After all, Riley’s 11 now. What could happen?

1:27:26

MINNESOTA HOUSE - DAY

JOY Wha...?

SADNESS/FEAR/ANGER/DISGUST AIIIIIGHH!!!

JOY OK, not what I had in mind.

SADNESS/FEAR/ANGER/DISGUST AIIIIIGHH!!!

1:26:50

ON THE WAY TO NEW HOME - DAY

JOY Hey look! The Golden Gate Bridge! Isn’t that great?!

It’s not made out of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment, but still!

FEAR I sure am glad you told me earthquakes are a myth, Joy.

Otherwise I’d be terrified right now!

JOY Uh... yeah.

ANGER These are my kind of people!

DAD All right, just a few more blocks. We’re almost to our new house!

ANGER Step on it, Daddy!

DISGUST Why don't we just live in this smelly car? We've already been in it forever.

JOY Which, actually, was really lucky, because that gave us plenty of time to think about what our new house is going to
look like! What?! Let’s review the top five daydreams.

FEAR Ooh! That looks safe!

JOY Ohh, this is will be great for Riley! Oh, no, no, no, this one.

DISGUST Ugh, Joy. For the last time, she cannot live in a cookie.
ANGER That’s the one! It comes with a dragon!

1:26:06

SAN FRANCISCO- DAY

JOY Now we’re getting close, I can feel. Here it is, here’s our new house. And...

Maybe it’s nice on the inside.

ANGER We’re supposed to live here?

SADNESS Do we have to?

DISGUST I’m telling you, it smells like something died in here.

FEAR Can you die from moving?

JOY Guys, you’re overreacting. Nobody is dying-

DISGUST A dead mouse! I’m gonna be sick...

ANGER Great, this is just great.

FEAR Ahhhhh!! It’s the house of the dead! What are we gonna do?! We’re gonna get rabies!!!

ANGER Get out of me!

JOY Hey, hey, hey, all through the drive Dad talked about how cool our new room is.

Let’s go check it out!

FEAR/ANGER It’s going to be great!/Yes, yes, yes!

FEAR/DISGUST No, no, no, no, no./I’m starting to envy the dead mouse.

ANGER Get out the rubber ball, we’re in solitary confinement.

SADNESS Riley can’t live here.

ANGER She's right.

FEAR Really bad.

DISGUST It’s the worst. It’s absolutely the worst.

ANGER This house stinks.

JOY Hey, it’s nothing our butterfly curtains couldn’t fix.

I read somewhere that an empty room is an opportunity.

ANGER Where did you read that?

JOY It doesn’t matter. I read it and it’s great. We’ll put the bed there. And the desk over there.

FEAR The hockey lamp goes there...

ANGER Put the chair there.

DISGUST Well, the trophy collection goes there.

SADNESS Posters...
FEAR Stars! I like that.

JOY Now we’re talking! Let’s go get our stuff from the moving van!

1:24:56
DAD Alright. Goodbye.

Well, guess what? The moving van won’t be here until Thursday.

MOM You’re kidding.

FEAR The van is lost?! This is the worst day ever!

MOM You said it would be here yesterday!

DAD I know that’s what I said. That’s what they told me!

FEAR Mom and Dad are stressed out!

ANGER They are stressed out?

FEAR What are we going to do?

DISGUST What is their problem?

JOY I’ve got a great idea!

MOM Did you even read the contract?

DAD Honey, you act like this is my fault-

RILEY Andersen makes her move. She's closing in!

DAD Hey! Oh, no you’re not!

RILEY She’s lining up for the shot!

DAD Coming behind you! Watch out!

RILEY She shoots and she scores! Yeah!

RILEY (Taunting Mom) Come on, Grandma!

MOM “Grandma?”

JOY Oh, she put her hair up. We’re in for it.

MOM Woo! Hey, put me down!

DAD Ugh. Sorry, hold on, hold on. Hello?

JOY Wait. Wha-?

DAD You’re kidding. All right. Stall for me, I’ll be right there.

The investor’s supposed to show up on Thursday, not today! I gotta go.

MOM It's okay. We get it.

DAD You’re the best. Thanks, Hon. See you, Sweetie.

FEAR Dad just left us.

SADNESS Oh, he doesn’t love us anymore. That’s sad. I should drive, right?
 Joy? What are you doing?

JOY Uh, just uh, give me one second...Um…

You know what I’ve realized? Riley hasn’t had lunch! Remember?

RILEY Hey I saw a pizza place down the street. Maybe we could try that?

MOM Pizza sounds delicious!

FEAR/ANGER/DISGUST Pizza?!/That’s a great idea!/Yes, pizza!

1:23:25
FEAR/JOY What the heck is that?!/ Who puts broccoli on pizza?

DISGUST That’s it. I’m done.

ANGER Congratulations, San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!

MOM What kind of a pizza place only serves one kind of pizza?

Must be a San Francisco thing, huh?

Still, it’s not as bad as that soup at that diner in Nebraska.

RILEY Oh yeah. The spoon stood up in the soup by itself! That was disgusting.

JOY Oh good. Family is running.

MOM The drive out was pretty fun, huh? What was your favorite part?

ANGER Spitting out the car window!

DISGUST Definitely not when Dad was singing.

FEAR Wearing a seat belt!

JOY Oh, what about the time with the dinosaur?

SADNESS/FEAR/ANGER/DISGUST Yeah./Yup./That’s the one/ Definitely.

DAD (ON SCREEN) Say cheese!

RILEY (ON SCREEN) Dad! Dad! Look! The car! Just look behind you.

DAD (ON SCREEN) Hold still. Huh? Stoooop! No no no nononono!!

FEAR Nice one, Joy.

RILEY I liked that time at the dinosaur. That was pretty funny.

1:22:31
JOY Wait. What? What happened?

FEAR She did something to the memory.

JOY What did you do?

SADNESS I just touched it.

JOY That shouldn’t make it change.

FEAR Change it back, Joy!

JOY I’m trying.

ANGER You can’t change it back?

JOY No, I guess I can’t!

DISGUST Good going Sadness.

Now when Riley thinks of that moment with Dad, she’s gonna feel sad. Bravo.

SADNESS I’m sorry Joy... I don’t really know- I thought maybe, if you- If I-

DISGUST Joy, we've got a stairway coming up.

JOY Just don’t touch any other memories until we figure out what’s going on.

SADNESS Okay.

JOY Alright. Get ready, this is a monster railing, and we are riding it all the way down!

Wait, what? What happened?

FEAR A core memory!

JOY Oh no! Sadness! What are you doing?

SADNESS It looked like one was crooked, so I opened it and then it fell out!

RILEY Woo hoo!

SADNESS It’s just that... I wanted to maybe hold one.

FEAR Joy!

JOY Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sadness! You nearly touched a core memory.

And when you touch them, we can’t change them back!

SADNESS I know. I’m sorry. Something’s wrong with me. It’s like I’m having a breakdown.

JOY You are not having a breakdown. It’s stress.

SADNESS I keep making mistakes like that. I’m awful...

JOY Nooo, you’re not.

SADNESS ...and annoying.

JOY Well... uh... You know what? You can’t focus on what’s going wrong.

There’s always a way to turn things around, to find the fun!

SADNESS Yeah. Find the fun. I don’t know how to do that.

JOY Okay. Well, try to think of something funny!

SADNESS Oh! Remember the funny movie where the dog dies?

JOY Uh, yeah, that’s not... What about that time with Meg, when Riley laughed so hard milk came out

of her nose? I mean come on...

SADNESS Yeah, that hurt. It felt like fire.

JOY Okay, okay, don’t think of that. Let’s try something else.
 What are your favorite things to do?

SADNESS My favorite? Um, well, I like it when we’re outside.

JOY That’s good! Like there’s the beach and sunshine...

Oh! Like that time we buried Dad in the sand up to his neck?

SADNESS I was thinking more like rain.

JOY Rain- Rain... is my favorite too! We can stomp around in puddles...

You know, there’s cool umbrellas, lightning storms...

SADNESS More like when the rain runs down our back and makes our shoes soggy.

And we get all cold and shivery- And everything just starts feeling droopy...

JOY Oh, hey, hey... easy. Why are you crying? It’s just really the opposite of what we’re going for here.

SADNESS Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.

JOY Ugh, you know what? Let’s think about something else.

How about we read some mind manuals, huh? Sounds fun!

SADNESS I’ve read most of them.

JOY Well, have you read this one? This seems interesting: “Long-Term Memory Retrieval, Volume 47?”

SADNESS No.

JOY Ohhh! A real page turner!

SADNESS “Long-Term Memory Data Selection via channel sub-grouping?”

JOY See? Fun already! You lucky dog, you’re reading these cool thing, I gotta go work.

Life is so unfair.

1:19:04

SAN FRANCISCO HOUSE - NIGHT

DAD What can we do? We’ve only got capital to last a month, maybe two.

If we can't find investors by then, we’re going to have to lay people off.

RILEY Mom! Dad! Come kiss me good night!

MOM Be right there!

DAD I know, I know! We’ve got to land this, okay?

1:18:46
FEAR Did you hear Dad? He sounded really upset. What was that? Was it a bear? It’s a bear!

DISGUST There are no bears in San Francisco!

ANGER I saw a really hairy guy. He looked like a bear.

FEAR Oh, I’m so jumpy, my nerves are shot!

DISGUST Ew, I don’t want to hear about your nerves!

ANGER I’ll tell you what it is. This move has been a bust.

FEAR That’s what I’ve been telling you guys!

There are at least 37 things for Riley to be scared of right now!

DISGUST The smell alone is enough to make her gag.

ANGER I can’t believe Mom and Dad moved us here!

JOY Look, I get it. You guys have concerns. But we’ve been through worse!

Tell you what. Let’s make a list of all the things Riley should be happy about!

ANGER Fine. Let’s see- This house stinks, our room stinks.

DISGUST Pizza is weird here.

SADNESS Our friends are back home.

FEAR And all of our stuff is in the missing van!

JOY Oh come on, it could be worse...

DISGUST Yeah, Joy. We could be lying on the dirty floor. In a bag.

1:18:00
JOY Okay, I admit it, we had a rough start. But think of all the good things that-

ANGER No, Joy. There’s absolutely no reason for Riley to be happy right now. Let us handle this.

FEAR I say we skip school tomorrow and lock ourselves in the bedroom.

DISGUST We have no clean clothes. I mean, no one should see us.

SADNESS Yeah, we could cry until we can’t breathe.

ANGER We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It’s a good one!

JOY Now hold on! Look, we all have our off days. You know-

MOM Hi honey.

ANGER The Mom Bad News Train is pulling in! Toot toot!

MOM Still no moving van. Now they’re saying it won’t be here ‘til Tuesday, can you believe it?

ANGER Toot toot toot!

RILEY Where’s Dad?

MOM On the phone. This new venture is keeping him pretty busy.

ANGER I rest my case!

MOM Your dad’s a little stressed- You know, about getting his new company up and running...

ANGER Now for a few well-placed withering scowls.

MOM I guess all I really want to say is: thank you.

ANGER Huh?

MOM You know, through all this confusion you’ve stayed... Well, you’ve stayed our happy girl!

Your dad’s under a lot of pressure.

But if you and I can keep smiling, it would be a big help. We can do that for him, right?

JOY Whoa! Well.

RILEY Yeah! Sure.

MOM What did we do to deserve you? Sweet dreams.

RILEY Good night.

ANGER Well, you can’t argue with Mom. “Happy” it is.

FEAR Team Happy! Sounds great!

DISGUST I’m totally behind you, Joy.

1:16:32

RILEY’S ROOM
JOY Looks like we’re going into REM.

I got Dream Duty, so I’ll take care of sending these to Long Term.

Great day today, guys! Sleep well, TEAM HAPPY!

Alright, what's on tonight, Dream Production?

DAD Well, this is it. The new place

MOUSE Come live with me, Riley!

PIZZA BEAR Somebody ordered a broccoli pizza?

PIZZA SLICE Eat me! I’m organic!

JOY Ah, no, who is in charge of programming down there?! I know I’m not supposed to do this, but...

We are not going to end the day like this.

Don’t you worry. I’m gonna make sure that tomorrow is another great day. I promise.
1:14:40

KITCHEN - MORNING
JOY Hello! Did I wake you?

ANGER Do you have to play that?

JOY Well, I have to practice. And I don’t think of it as playing so much as hugging.

Okay, first day of school! Very, very exciting!

I was up late last night figuring out a new plan. Here it is.

(To Fear) Fear! I need a list of all the possible negative outcomes on the first day at a new school.

FEAR Way ahead of you there. Does anyone know how to spell “meteor?”

JOY Disgust! Make sure Riley stands out today... but also blends in.

DISGUST When I’m through, Riley will look so good the other kids will look at their own outfits and barf.

JOY Joy! Yes Joy? You’ll be in charge of the console, keeping Riley happy all day long.

And may I add I love your dress, it’s adorable.

Oh, This ol’ thing? Thank you so much, I love the way it twirls...

Train of Thought! Right on schedule.

Anger! Unload the daydreams. I ordered extra in case things get slow in class.

ANGER Might come in handy, if this new school is full of boring useless classes, which it probably

will be...

JOY Oh- Sadness! I have a super important job just for you.

SADNESS Really?

JOY Mmm-hmmm. Follow me.

1:13:45
SADNESS What are you doing?

JOY And... there. Perfect. This is the circle of Sadness.

Your job is to make sure that all the Sadness stays inside of it.

SADNESS So... you want me to just stand here?

JOY Hey, it’s not my place to tell you how to do your job.

Just make sure that all the sadness stays in the circle.

See? You’re a pro at this! Isn’t this fun?!

SADNESS No.
JOY Atta girl. Alright everyone, fresh start!

We are gonna to have a good day, which will turn into a good week, which will turn into a

good year, which turns into a good life!

1:13:14
MOM So, the big day! New school, new friends, huh?

RILEY I know! I’m kind of nervous, but I’m mostly excited! How do I look? Do you like my shirt?

MOM Very cute! You gonna be okay? You want us to walk with you?

DISGUST Mom and Dad? With us in public? No thank you.

JOY I’m on it.

RILEY Nope, I’m fine. Bye Mom! Bye Dad!

DAD Have a good day at school, Monkey!

MOM Have a great day, sweetheart.

1:12:47

SCHOOL - MORNING
FEAR Are you sure we want to do this?

JOY In we go!

FEAR Okay! Going in! Yes.

DISGUST Okay, we’ve got a group of cool girls at 2 o’clock.

JOY How do you know?

DISGUST Double ears pierced, infinity scarf...

JOY Whoa. Is she wearing eye shadow?

DISGUST Yeah, we want to be friends with them.

JOY Let’s go talk to them!

DISGUST Are you kidding?? We’re not talking to them, we want them to like us.

JOY Oh! Wait, what?

FEAR Almost finished with the potential disasters.

Worst scenario is either quicksand, spontaneous combustion, or getting called on by the

teacher. So as long as none of those happen...

TEACHER Okay, everybody. We have a new student in class today.

FEAR Are you kidding me?! Out of the gate? This is not happening!
TEACHER Riley would you like to tell us something about yourself?

FEAR Nooooooo! Pretend we can’t speak English!

JOY Don't worry. I got this.

RILEY Uhh... okay. My name is Riley Andersen. I’m from Minnesota. And now I live here.

TEACHER And how about Minnesota?... Can you tell us something about it?

Well, you certainly get a lot more snow than we do.

JOY She’s hilarious!

RILEY Yeah, it gets pretty cold. The lake freezes over, and that’s when we play hockey.

I’m on a great team. We’re called the Prairie Dogs.

My friend Meg plays forward. My Dad’s the coach. Pretty much everyone in my family skates.

It’s a kind of family tradition.

We go out on the lake almost every weekend. Or we did, ‘til I moved away.

FEAR/DISGUST/ANGER Huh?/Hey, what gives?/What?

JOY Hey- Sadness! You touched a memory?! We talked about this.

SADNESS Oh yeah, I know. I’m sorry.

JOY Get back in your circle. Gnnh! What’s going on? Why won’t it eject?!!

FEAR Get it out of there, Joy!

RILEY We used to play tag and stuff...

DISGUST Cool kids whispering at 3 o’clock!

FEAR Did you see that look?!? They’re judging us!

JOY Oh no. Somebody help me. Grab that... everybody...

RILEY But everything’s different now. Since we moved...

FEAR Oh no! We’re crying at school!

JOY What? Sadness, what are you doing?

SADNESS Oh no, I'm sorry... I... oh...

FEAR It’s a core memory!

DISGUST But it’s blue!

JOY No wait... stop it! No! Ahh! No!

SADNESS Joy, no. That’s a core memory! Wait!

FEAR The core memories!

JOY No, no, no, no!

TEACHER Thank you, Riley.

I know it can be tough moving to a new place, but we're happy to have you here.

Alright everyone, get out your history books and turn to chapter seven.
ANGER Can I say that curse word now?

1:09:09

LONG-TERM MEMORY CLIFF EDGE

JOY Oh no... One, two, three... okay, got ’em. Wha-- where are we?

Long-Term Memory!

Goofball Island?

SADNESS Riley’s Islands of Personality. They’re all down! Hoh… This is bad.

JOY We- We can fix this. We just have to get back to Headquarters, plug the core memories in,

and Riley will be back to normal.

SADNESS Riley has no core memories, no personality islands and no-

JOY Wha- What is it?

SADNESS You! You not in headquarters. Without you, Riley can’t be happy.

We gotta get you back up there.

JOY I’m coming, Riley.

1:08:03

KITCHEN TABLE - EVENING

MOM So, as it turns out the green trash can is not recycling, it’s for greens.

Like compost. And eggshells.

DAD Mmm.

MOM And the blue one is recycling. And the black one is trash.

DISGUST Riley is acting so weird. Why is she acting so weird?

ANGER What do you expect? All the islands are down.

DISGUST Joy would know what to do.

FEAR That’s it! Until she gets back, we just do what Joy would do!

DISGUST Great idea! Anger, Fear, Disgust. How are we supposed to be happy?

MOM Hey, Riley. I’ve got good news!

I found a junior hockey league right here in San Francisco.

And get this- Try-outs are tomorrow after school. What luck, right?

ANGER Hockey?

DISGUST Uh-oh. What do we do?

FEAR Guys, uh, this... Here, you pretend to be Joy.

MOM Won’t it be great to be back out on the ice?

RILEY (sarcastic) Oh yeah, that sounds fantastic.

FEAR What was that? That wasn’t anything like Joy.

DISGUST Uh, because I’m not Joy.

FEAR Yeah, no kidding.

MOM’S SADNESS Did you guys pick up on that?

MOM'S ANGER/ JOY / MOM'S FEAR / MOM'S DISGUST Uh-huh/ Oh yeah/Definitely.

MOM’S DISGUST Something’s wrong.

MOM’S ANGER Should we ask her?

MOM’S SADNESS Let’s probe. But keep it subtle, so she doesn’t notice.

MOM So! How was the first day of school?

ANGER She’s probing us.

DISGUST I'm done. (To Fear) You pretend to be Joy.

FEAR What? Uh... okay... hmm.

RILEY (nervous) It was fine, I guess. I don't know.

DISGUST Oh, very smooth, that was just like Joy.

MOM’S ANGER Something is definitely going on.

MOM’S DISGUST She’s never acted like this before. What should we do?

MOM’S SADNESS We’re going to find out what’s happening.

But we’ll need support. Signal the husband.

DAD’S ANGER Uh-oh. She’s looking at us. What did she say?

DAD’S FEAR What? Uh, sorry, Sir. No one was listening.

DAD'S ANGER Is it garbage night? We left the toilet seat up? What? What is it, woman, what?!?

MOM’S DISGUST He’s making that stupid face again.

MOM’S ANGER I could strangle him right now!

MOM’S SADNESS Signal him again.

DAD Ahh, so, Riley! How was school?

MOM'S JOY/ DISGUST You gotta be kidding me!/ Seriously?

MOM'S ANGER For this we gave up that Brazilian helicopter pilot?

ANGER Move! I’ll be Joy.

RILEY (snarky) School was great, alright?

MOM Riley, is everything okay?

DAD’S FEAR Sir, she just rolled her eyes at us.

DAD’S ANGER What is her deal? Alright, make a show of force.

I don’t want to have to put “the Foot” down.

DAD'S FEAR No. Not the Foot.

DAD Riley, I do not like this new attitude.

ANGER Oh I’ll show you attitude, old man.

FEAR No, no, no! Stay happy!

RILEY What is your problem? Just leave me alone.

DAD’S FEAR Sir! Reporting high levels of sass!

DAD’S ANGER Take it to DEFCON 2.

DAD’S FEAR You heard that, gentleman. DEFCON 2.

DAD Listen young lady, I don’t know where this disrespectful attitude came from-

ANGER You want a piece of this, Pops? Come and get it!

RILEY Yeah, well... well...

DAD’S ANGER Here it comes... Prepare the Foot!

DAD’S FEAR Keys to safety position! Ready to launch on your command, Sir!

RILEY Just shut up!

ANGER Fire!

DAD That’s it, go to your room! Now!

DAD’S FEAR The Foot is down! The Foot is down!

DAD’S ANGER Good job gentlemen. That could have been a disaster.

MOM’S SADNESS Well, that was a disaster.

HELICOPTER PILOT Come fly with me, gatinha.

1:04:35
MIND WORLD, LIGHTLINE
SADNESS We’re gonna walk out there? On that?

JOY It’s the quickest way back.

SADNESS But it’s right over the Memory Dump. If we fall we’ll be forgotten forever!

JOY We have to do this for Riley. Just follow my footsteps.

SADNESS Hohh... ok.

JOY It's not that high. It’s totally fiii... Whoa...

1:04:03
DAD Hey. So uh, things got a little out of hand downstairs. You want to talk about it?

Come on. Where’s my happy girl? Monkey.

ANGER Oh! He’s trying to start up Goofball.

JOY Ahhh! Go back! RUN! RUN! RUN! What- ?

DAD I get it. You need some alone time. We’ll talk later.

DISGUST We have a major problem.

FEAR Ohh, Joy where are you?

1:02:28

LONG-TERM MEMORY CLIFF EDGE

SADNESS We lost Goofball Island.

That means she can lose Friendship, and Hockey, and Honesty, and Family!

You can fix this, right Joy?

JOY I... I don’t know. But we have to try. Come on.

Riley’s gone to sleep...which is a good thing, when you think about it, because nothing else

bad can happen while she’s asleep!

We’ll be back to Headquarters before she wakes up. We’ll just go across Friendship Island.

SADNESS We’ll never make it, hoh... nooo...

JOY No, no, no, don’t obsess over the weight of life’s problems.

Remember the funny movie where the dog dies?!

Uhhh, Sadness, we don’t have time for this.

We’ll just have to go around! Take the scenic route.

SADNESS Wait! Joy, you could get lost in there!

JOY Think positive!

SADNESS Okay. I’m positive you will get lost in there. That’s Long-Term Memory.

An endless warren of corridors and shelves. I read about it in the manuals.

JOY The manuals? The manuals! You read the manuals!

SADNESS Yeah...

JOY So you know the way back to headquarters!

SADNESS I, guess...

JOY You are my map! Let’s go! Lead on, my map! Show me where we’re going!

SADNESS Okay! Only, I’m too sad to walk. Just give me a few… hours?

JOY Which way? Left?

SADNESS Right. No. I mean, go left. I said left was right, like “correct.”

JOY Okay.

SADNESS This actually feels kind of nice.

JOY Okay! Here we go. We’ll be back to Headquarters before morning.

We can do it. This will be easy. This is working!

This is not working. Are we getting close?

SADNESS Yeah. Just another right. And a left. Then another left, and a right...

JOY Are you sure you know where we’re going?

Because we seem to be walking away from Headquarters.

Riley’s awake.

Ah, ah, ah- Don’t touch, remember? If you touch them, they stay sad!

SADNESS Oh. Sorry. I won’t- Starting now.

JOY I can’t take much more of this.

MALE FORGETTER Forget ‘em!

JOY Mind Workers!

SADNESS But Joy we’re almost...

1:00:05

LONG-TERM MEMORY - LATER

FEMALE FORGETTER Phone numbers. We don’t need all these. They’re in her phone.

MALE FORGETTER Just forget all of that. Please. Forget it!

JOY Excuse me. Hi. I need to find Friendship Island...

FEMALE FORGETTER Four years of piano lessons.

MALE FORGETTER Yeah, looks pretty faded.

FEMALE FORGETTER You know what? Save "Chopsticks” and “Heart and Soul,” get rid of the rest.

JOY Are you-

FEMALE FORGETTER U.S. Presidents. What do you think?

MALE FORGETTER Eh, just keep Washington, Lincoln and the fat one.

FEMALE FORGETTER Forget ‘em!

JOY Hey! You can’t throw those away! Those are perfectly good memories.

MALE FORGETTER The names of every “Cutie Pie Princess” doll?

JOY Yes! That is critical information! Glitterstorm, Honeypants, Officer Justice...

FEMALE FORGETTER Forget ‘em!

JOY Hey! Bring those back.

FEMALE FORGETTER They’re in the dump. Nothing comes back from the dump.

MALE FORGETTER Yeah. Look lady, this is our job, OK?

FEMALE FORGETTER When Riley doesn’t care about a memory, it fades.

JOY Fades?

FEMALE FORGETTER Happens to the best of them.

MALE FORGETTER Except for this bad boy! This one will NEVER fade.

GUM MEMORY Tripledent gum will make you smile!

JOY The song from the gum commercial?

MALE FORGETTER Sometimes we send that one up to headquarters for no reason.

FEMALE FORGETTER It just plays in Riley’s head over and over again like a million times!

Ha! Let’s watch it again!

MALE FORGETTER Tripledent gum will make you smile!

JOY I know. We all know the song. Okay. Yup. Real catchy.

MALE FORGETTER What do ya think? Should we do it?

FEMALE FORGETTER Yeah! Ha ha!

MALE FORGETTER OK, here we go! Ha ha ha!

GUM MEMORY Tripledent gum will make you smile!

ANGER What the- This again!?!

JOY Wait! Do you know how to get to Friendship Island?!

0:58:47
RILEY’S ROOM - DAY
MEG Do you like it there? Did you feel any earthquakes? Is the bridge cool?

RILEY Yeah, it’s good. What happened with the playoffs?

MEG We won the first game. Coach says we might actually go to the finals this year.

Oh, and we’ve got this new girl on the team. She’s so cool.

DISGUST Oh, she did not just say that.

FEAR A new girl?! Meg has a new friend already?!

DISGUST Hey, hey, stay happy! We do not want to lose any more islands here guys!

MEG We can pass the puck to each other without even looking. It’s like mind reading!

ANGER You like to read minds, Meg? I got something for you to read right here!

FEAR Wait, wait- Let’s just be calm for one second-

ANGER GAAAAAA!!!!

MEG I heard they have parrots-

RILEY I gotta go.

MEG What?

RILEY I gotta go!

0:58:13

LONG-TERM MEMORY
JOY (To Forgetters) Please tell me. Which way is-

Oh, no! Friendship Island? What- Ohh, not Friendship.

SADNESS Oh, Riley loved that one. And now it's gone. Goodbye friendship, hello loneliness.

JOY We’ll just have to go the long way.

SADNESS Yeah. The long, long, long, long way. I’m ready.

JOY There’s gotta be a better way.

BING BONG Ohhh, look at you!

JOY Huh?

BING BONG I will take you, but not you. Oh, who am I kidding, I can’t leave you!

JOY Hello! Wait! Hey, wait! Stop!

0:56:53
JOY Excuse me?
BING BONG Ahhhh! Uh, I was looking for, uh- Diversion!

Ha ha! So long, sucker! Ow! Oww, I hurt all over.

JOY Wait. I know you.

BING BONG No, you don’t. I get that a lot, I look like a lot of people.

JOY No, no, no, I do! Bing Bong! Riley’s Imaginary Friend!

BING BONG You really do know me!

JOY Of course! Riley loved playing with you, you two were best friends!

Oh! You would know. We’re trying to get back to Headquarters...

BING BONG Headquarters? You guys are from Headquarters?

JOY Well, yeah. I’m Joy. This is Sadness.

BING BONG You’re Joy? The Joy?

JOY Mm-hmm.

BING BONG Well what the heck are you doing out here?

JOY That's a good question! You want to answer that, Sadness?

BING BONG Without you, Riley won’t ever be happy. We can't have that, we gotta get you back!

I’ll tell you what, follow me.

JOY Oh, thank you! It is so great to see you again.

I gotta tell you, I am such a huge fan of your work.

Do you remember when you and Riley were in a band?

I went to all of your concerts.

BING BONG Yeah, I blow a mean nose.

JOY Watching you play tag was such a treat.

BING BONG Two-time world champ.

JOY Oh and remember your rocket?!

BING BONG Of course! It runs on song power.

JOY That’s right, your theme song! Who's your friend who likes to play?

BING BONG Bing Bong Bing Bong!

JOY His rocket makes you yell “Hooray!”

BING BONG/JOY Bing Bong Bing Bong!

SADNESS What exactly are you supposed to be?

BING BONG You know, it’s unclear.

I’m mostly cotton candy, but shape-wise, I’m part cat, part elephant, part dolphin.

JOY Dolphin?

BING BONG You gotta remember, when Riley was three, animals were all the rage.
 The cow goes moo. The horse goes neigh. That’s all people talked about back then.

JOY Yeah, I guess that’s true. What are you doing out here?

BING BONG Well, there’s not much call for imaginary friends lately, so, uh, you know, I’m...

JOY Hey, hey, don’t be sad.

Tell you what, when I get back up to Headquarters, I’ll make sure Riley remembers you.

BING BONG You will?!

JOY Of course, she’d love that!

BING BONG Ha ha! This is the greatest day of my life!

JOY Are you okay?

SADNESS What’s going on?

BING BONG I cry candy. Try the caramel, it’s delicious.

JOY Ooo. Woah!

BING BONG Oh- Here. Use this.

JOY Thanks!

BING BONG Oh, hold on. Wait a second. I always get stuck at the bottom. Here.

What? It’s imaginary.

JOY Thanks! This’ll make it a lot easier to walk back to Headquarters.

BING BONG Walk? We’re not walkin’! We’re taking that Train of Thought!

JOY The train, of course! That is so much faster! But how do we catch it?

BING BONG Well, it kind of goes all over the place, but there is a station in Imagination Land.

I know a short cut. Come on, this way!

JOY I’m so glad we ran into you!

BING BONG The station is right through here. After you.

SADNESS Joy...

JOY What?

SADNESS I read about this place in the manual. We shouldn’t go in there.

JOY Bing Bong says it’s the quickest way to Headquarters.

SADNESS No, but Joy, this is Abstract Thought.

BING BONG What’re you talking about? I go in here all the time. It’s a shortcut, you see?

D-A-N-G-E-R: shortcut. I’ll prove it to you.

Look at me! I’m closer to the station ‘cause I’m taking the shortcut!

SADNESS Let’s go around. This way.

BING BONG Almost there...!

JOY If you want to walk the long way, go for it. But Riley needs to be happy. I‘m not missing that train.
 Bing Bong knows what he’s doing. He’s part dolphin. They’re very smart.

SADNESS Well, I guess...

0:53:06

ABSTRACT THOUGHT BUILDING

ABSTRACT WORKER 1 Okay, what abstract concept are we trying to comprehend today?

ABSTRACT WORKER 2 Um... loneliness.

ABSTRACT WORKER 1 Hm. Looks like there’s something in there.

I’m going to turn it on for a minute and burn out the gunk.

BING BONG What did I tell you? You’ll be at Headquarters in no time.

Say, would you look at that!

JOY Whoa! What's happening?!

SADNESS Oh no. They turned it on.

BING BONG Huh! I’ve never seen this before.

My face! My beautiful face!

JOY What is going on?

SADNESS We’re abstracting! There are four stages.

This is the first: nonobjective fragmentation!

BING BONG Alright, do not panic! What is important is that we all stay together.

JOY Ah!

SADNESS We’re in the second stage: we’re deconstructing!

BING BONG Run! Aaah! I can’t feel my legs!

Oh, there they are.

JOY Come here, me!

SADNESS We’ve gotta get out of here before we are nothing but shape and color!

We’ll get stuck here forever!

JOY “Stuck?!” Why did we come in here?!

BING BONG I told you, it’s a shortcut!

JOY The train!

SADNESS Oh no... We’re two-dimensional! That’s stage three!

JOY We’re getting nowhere!

BING BONG Depth! I’m lacking depth!

JOY Come on! We can’t fit!

SADNESS Oh no, we’re nonfigurative. This is the last stage!

BING BONG We’re not going to make it!

SADNESS Wait! We’re two dimensional. Fall on your face!

JOY Oh!

0:51:27
JOY Stop! Stop! No… You said that was a shortcut.

BING BONG I did, but wow, we should not have gone in there. That was dangerous!

They really should put up a sign.

JOY How long till the next train?

BING BONG Who knows? But don’t worry. There’s another station. That way!

The train always stops there right before it goes to Headquarters.

If we hurry, we can catch it!

JOY This isn’t another one of your short cuts, is it?

BING BONG Yeah!

JOY Is there really another station?

SADNESS Uh-huh. Through there.

BING BONG Welcome to Imagination Land!

JOY Imagination Land?

BING BONG Sure! I come here all the time. I’m practically the mayor.

Hey, you guys hungry? There’s French Fry Forest!

JOY No way!

BING BONG Check it out! Trophy Town! Medals! Ribbons! Everyone’s a winner!

I won first place!

JOY Me too!

SADNESS Hohh... Participation award...

JOY Wait, is that- Sadness, look, it’s Cloud Town! That is my favorite! It's so soft!

BING BONG Woah! Let me try!

CLOUD MAN Hey! What’s the big idea? You’d better fix that wall, or else you’re in big troub-

0:50:14
JOY Oh no, lava! Whooo!

BING BONG Imagination Land is the best!

SADNESS Is it all going to be so interactive?

BING BONG Hey, look! The House of Cards!! Ooh, wait, hang on just a minute...

JOY Your rocket!

BING BONG Yeah! I stashed it in there for safekeeping.

Now I’m all set to take Riley to the moon! Oh, I’m sorry.

HOUSE OF CARDS WORKER Great.

JOY Oh, I love Imagination Land!

BING BONG Isn’t it great? And there’s always something new, like-

Who the heck is that?

BOYFRIEND GENERATOR WORKER Imaginary Boyfriend.

IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND I would die for Riley.

BING BONG I’ve never seen him before.

IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND I live in Canada.

BING BONG Anyway. This way, through Preschool World! We’re nearly to the train!

JOY Riley, here we come!

0:49:30

HOCKEY RINK - BLEACHERS

MOM This should be fun. New team, new friends!

These kids look pretty good considering they're from San Francisco. Ha, ha.

RILEY I gotta go.

MOM Okay. Good luck, sweetie!

DISGUST Luck isn’t gonna help us now. If she tries to use Hockey Island, it’s going down.

FEAR Which is why I’ve recalled every hockey memory I can think of.

One of these has got to work in place of the core memory.

ANGER She’s about to play!

DISGUST Hurry!

FEAR Ha ha! We did it gang! It’s working-

HOCKEY COACH Line change! Line change! Change it up! Change it up!

DISGUST It’s like we don't learn anything.

HOCKEY COACH Let’s pick it up out there!

KID Shoot it! Shoot it!

ANGER That’s it!

FEAR No, no, no, breathe! Find your happy place-

MOM Riley, what’s wrong?

RILEY Let’s go.

MOM You’re not going to finish tryouts?

RILEY What’s the point?

MOM Hey, it’ll be alright. Let’s just-

RILEY Stop saying everything will be alright!

0:47:53

PRESCHOOL WORLD ENTRANCE

JOY Hockey?! Oh no... no, she loves hockey. She can’t give up hockey.

Bing Bong, we have to get to that station.

BING BONG Sure thing. This way, just past Graham Cracker Castle. Hey. That’s weird.

Graham Cracker Castle used to be right here. I wonder why they moved it?

Wow, that’s not... I would have sworn Sparkle Pony Mountain was right here.

Hey, what’s going on?

JOY Yeah, yeah, I don’t know, we’ll have to come back-

BING BONG Princess Dream World!

Oh no! The Stuffed Animal Hall of Fame!

My rocket!

Wait! Riley and I, we’re still using that rocket! It still has some song power left!!

Who's your friend who likes to play?

Nooo!!! No! No! No! You can’t take my rocket to the dump!

Riley and I are going to the moon! Ahhh! Riley can’t be done with me.

JOY Hey, it’s going to be okay. We can fix this! We just need to get back to Headquarters.

Which way to the train station?

BING BONG I had a whole trip planned for us.

JOY Hey, who’s ticklish, huh? Here comes the tickle monster...

Hey! Bing Bong, look at this!

Oh, here’s a fun game! You point to the train station and we all go there! Won’t that be fun?

Come on, let’s go to the train station!

SADNESS I’m sorry they took your rocket. They took something that you loved. It’s gone, forever.

JOY Sadness, don’t make him feel worse.

SADNESS Sorry.

BING BONG It’s all I had left of Riley.

SADNESS I bet you and Riley had great adventures.

BING BONG They were wonderful. Once we flew back in time. We had breakfast twice that day.

JOY Sadness-

SADNESS That’s sounds amazing. I bet Riley liked it.

BING BONG Oh she did. We were best friends.

SADNESS Yeah. It’s sad.

BING BONG I’m okay now. C’mon, the train station is this way.

JOY How did you do that?

SADNESS I don’t know. He was sad, so I listened to what-

BING BONG Hey, there’s the train!

JOY We made it! We’re finally gonna get home!

Oh no! These Facts and Opinions look so similar!

BING BONG Eh, don’t worry about it- Happens all the time.

0:44:44
DISGUST On a scale of one to ten, I give this day an F.

ANGER Well why don’t we quit standing around and do something?

DISGUST Like what, genius?

FEAR Like quitting! That’s what I’m doing. Sure, it’s the coward’s way out.

But this coward’s gonna survive!

DISGUST Emotions can’t quit, genius.

Euch! I thought we were supposed to be keeping Riley happy.

ANGER Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Ah ha!

FEAR What is it?

ANGER Oh nothing. Just the best idea ever.

DISGUST What?

ANGER All the good core memories were made in Minnesota.

Ergo, we go back to Minnesota and make more. Ta-da!

FEAR Wait. You’re saying we run away?

ANGER Well, I wouldn’t call it that. I’d call it, “The Happy Core Memory Development Program.”

FEAR You can’t be serious.

ANGER Hey. Our life was perfect until Mom and Dad decided to move to San Fran Stinktown.
FEAR But, I mean, it’s just so drastic!

ANGER Need I remind you of how great things were there? Our room? Our back yard? Our friends?

GUM MEMORY Tripledent gum will make you smile! Tripledent gum it lasts-

ANGER Did I ASK for the gum commercial? Anyway, it was better, that’s my point.

DISGUST Riley was happier in Minnesota...

FEAR Wait, hold on. Shouldn’t we just sleep on this or something?

ANGER Fine. Let’s sleep on it. Because hey, I’m sure jolly fun-filled times are just around the corner.

0:43:18

LONG-TERM MEMORY CLIFFS

JOY Huh? Hey hey! Why aren’t we moving?

TRAIN ENGINEER Riley’s gone to sleep. We’re all on break.

SADNESS You mean we’re stuck here until morning?

BING BONG Yeah, the Train of Thought doesn’t run while she’s asleep.

JOY Oh, we can’t wait that long!

SADNESS How about we wake her up?

JOY Sadness, that’s ridiculous. How could we possibly...

How about we wake her up!?

SADNESS Great idea, Joy.

JOY Thanks. Come on!

0:42:42

DREAM PRODUCTIONS - NIGHT

JOY Whoa! This place is huge.

SADNESS Yeah, it looks so much smaller than I expected.

BING BONG Whoa! “I Can Fly”? I love that one!

JOY Rainbow Unicorn! She’s right there!

SADNESS My friend says you’re famous. She wants your autograph.

JOY No, no, Sadness, don’t bother Miss Unicorn, okay?

(To unicorn) Sorry, she’s from out of town. So embarrassing, right?

I loved you in Fairy Dream Adventure Part 7. Okay, bye. I love you.
BING BONG Huh. Wonder what that means. Oh well, let’s go in!

0:42:06
DREAM DIRECTOR Set up the classroom set!

Today’s memories are in, we’ve got a lot to work with here.

Riley dumped her best friend, had a miserable day at school, and quit hockey.

The writers have put together a killer script!

FEAR Just because Joy and Sadness are gone, I have to do stupid dream duty...

JOY Okay, how are we gonna wake her up?

SADNESS Well, she wakes up sometimes when she has a scary dream. We could scare her.

JOY Scare her? No, no, she’s been through enough already.

SADNESS But Joy-

JOY Sadness you may know your way around down here, but I know Riley!

We’re gonna make her so happy she’ll wake up with exhilaration!

We’ll excite her awake!

SADNESS That’s never happened before.

JOY Ooh, Riley loves dogs. Put this on!

SADNESS I don’t think that’ll work.

JOY Bing Bong.

BING BONG Yeah?

JOY Don’t let anything happen to these.

BING BONG Got it!

DREAM DIRECTOR Mm-hm. Add the reality distortion filter.

Love it. Remember, play to the camera, everyone! Riley is the camera!

Makeup, get out of there, we are on in 5, 4, 3-

0:41:06
EXTRA Hello class. Before we begin today’s pop quiz, which counts for 90% of your final grade...

FEAR Man, she is one bad actress.

EXTRA I want to introduce our new student. Riley. Would you like to stand up and introduce yourself?

DREAM DIRECTOR Camera. And... cue Riley.

RILEY VOICE My name’s Riley Andersen, I’m from Minnesota and now I live here.

DREAM STUDENT 1 Ew, look! Her teeth are falling out!

DREAM STUDENT 2 That’s gross.

FEAR Pff, teeth falling out, I'm used to that one. Let me guess, we have no pants on.

DREAM STUDENT 3 Hey look! She came to school with no pants on!

FEAR Called it!

JOY Ready?

SADNESS I don’t think this happy thing is going to work. But if we scare her-

JOY Just follow my lead. Here we go! Ooh! Bark, bark, bark!

DREAM DIRECTOR Who is that?

FEAR What’s going on?

JOY (To Bing Bong) Psst. You’re on! Go!

Woo! Let’s party! Let’s dance. Woo!

FEAR Hey, a party!

SADNESS Joy, this isn’t working.

JOY Huh? Sadness, what are you doing?! Come back here!

FEAR It’s just a dream, it’s just a dream, it’s just a dream...

DREAM DIRECTOR They’re trying to wake her up! Call security!

BING BONG Hi Riley, it’s me! Who’s your friend who likes to play? Bing Bong, Bing Bong!

FEAR Bing Bong?

JOY Sadness! You are ruining this dream! You’re scaring her!

SADNESS But look, it’s working!

JOY Whoa!

DREAM DIRECTOR They are not part of this dream! Get them!

DREAM PRODUCTIONS COP 1 Stop right there!

BING BONG Ow!

DREAM DIRECTOR Pan away! Pan away!

FEAR Booooo! Pick a plot line!

BING BONG Ow! Ow! You can’t do this! I know people in headquarter

Do you like candy? You look hungry. I can get you candy! Please! Ow. Ow. Ow.

JOY No, no, no, no- There go the core memories!

BING BONG I can’t go in there. I’m scared of the dark. Please!

JOY Come on!

0:38:45

SUBCONSCIOUS STAIRS
JOY What is this place?

SADNESS The Subconscious. It’s where they take all the troublemakers.

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD DAVE My hat feels loose.

JOY How to get in?

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD FRANK Let me see.

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD DAVE You got my hat? Or, or is that your hat?

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD FRANK Yeah, it’s my hat.

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD DAVE You sure? I don’t know, look in the label.

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD FRANK Yeah, it says, “My Hat.”

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD DAVE Wait, it says, “My Hat”?

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD FRANK “My Hat,” it says.

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD DAVE That’s what I wrote in my hat.

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD FRANK What are you talking about?

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD DAVE You’ve got my hat on.

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD FRANK Okay, but it’s my handwriting-

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD DAVE Hey! You!

SADNESS Oh! You caught us! Heh.

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD FRANK Get back in there! No escaping!

0:38:10
SADNESS I don’t like it here. It’s where they keep Riley’s darkest fears.

JOY It’s broccoli!

SADNESS The stairs to the basement!

JOY Grandma’s vacuum cleaner!

Okay, come on. Would you walk quieter?

SADNESS I’m trying!

JOY What is going- Candy wrappers. Bing Bong!

BING BONG Joy?

JOY There you are.

BING BONG Shhhh!

JOY It’s Jangles.

JANGLES Who’s the birthday girl, who’s the birthday girl...

JOY Do you have the core memories?

BING BONG Yeah. All he cared about was the candy!

 We’re out of here! Let’s get to that train.

JOY Wait. The train’s not running. We still have to wake up Riley.

SADNESS But how?

BING BONG Oh no.

JOY H-hhey Sadness, did you hear about the p-pahh-party that we’re having?

SADNESS Ohhhh yeah, yes Joy! Isn’t it a babahh... birthday party?

JANGLES Did you say... birthday?

JOY And there’s going to be cake, and presents and-

SADNESS And games and balloons-

JANGLES A birthday?!

JOY Okay. Follow us! Nothing like a good scare to wake you up, right?

0:35:36
SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD FRANK Okay, but it’s my handwriting.

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD DAVE No, it isn’t. That’s my handwrit- I wrote that!

SUBCONSCIOUS GUARD FRANK No, but this one’s my handwriting-

JANGLES Who’s the birthday girl?!

BING BONG Come on, let’s go!

0:35:00

TRAIN STATION
JOY Ha ha! We made it! *

SADNESS Whoo-hoo! Ha ha!

JOY Guess who’s on their way to Headquarters?!

SADNESS We are!

0:34:44
DISGUST What is going on?

ANGER He did it again.

FEAR We were at school, and we were naked, and there was a dog, and his back half was chasing him...
 and then we saw Bing Bong.

ANGER You idiot! It was a DREAM! This is ridiculous, we can’t even get a good night sleep anymore.

Time to take action. Stupid Mom and Dad.

If they hadn't moved us, none of this would've happened. Who’s with me?

DISGUST Yeah, let's do it.

0:34:10

RILEY’S ROOM - NIGHT

ANGER She took it. There’s no turning back.

DISGUST So, how’re we gonna get to Minnesota from here?

ANGER Well, why don’t we go to the elephant lot and rent an elephant?

FEAR Hey! That sounds nice!

ANGER We're taking the bus, nitwit!

There’s a bus leaving tomorrow. Perfect.

DISGUST A ticket costs money. How do we get money?

ANGER Mom’s purse.

DISGUST You wouldn’t.

ANGER Oh, but I would. Where was it we saw it last?

GUM MEMORY Tripledent gum will-

ANGER Noooo!!! It’s downstairs somewhere. Mom and Dad got us into this mess.

They can pay to get us out.

0:33:30
BING BONG How about this, huh? Isn’t this nice? You can see everything from up here!

Look, there's Inductive Reasoning. There's Deja Vu. There's Language Processing!

There's Deja Vu. There's Critical Thinking! There's Deja Vu.

Hey look at this, guys! Memories!

JOY Hey, that was a good idea. About scaring Riley awake. You’re not so bad.

SADNESS Really?

JOY Nice work. I can’t wait to get the old Riley back.

As soon as we get there I’m going to fix this whole mess.

BING BONG Whoa. Is this Riley? She’s so big now. She won’t fit in my rocket.

How’re we gonna get to the moon?

JOY Oh, it's that time in the twisty tree, remember?

 The hockey team showed up and Mom and Dad were there cheering.

Look at her, having fun and laughing. I love this one.

SADNESS Mmm. I love that one, too.

JOY Atta girl! Now you’re getting it!

SADNESS Yeah. It was the day the Prairie Dogs lost the big playoff game.

Riley missed the winning shot. She felt awful. She wanted to quit.

Sorry. I went sad again, didn’t I?

JOY I’ll tell you what. We’ll keep working on that when we get back. Okay?

SADNESS Okay.

0:32:15

SAN FRANCISCO HOUSE - NIGHT

MOM But I just don’t understand, why did our moving van even go to Texas?

Multiple customers?

Well, we were promised delivery on the fifth. Uh-huh.

Excuse me, isn’t there any way that you can rush it?

0:31:33

MIND WORLD
JOY Honesty Island?!

WORKER 1 Look out!

BING BONG Hold on!

WORKER 2 Hurry up!

JOY That was our way home! We lost another island... What is happening?

WORKER 3 Haven’t you heard? Riley is running away.

JOY What?!
0:30:44

RILEY’S ROOM - MORNING

FEAR Wait, wait, hang on, guys. Are we really doing this? I mean, this is serious.

ANGER Look. We have no core memories. You want Riley to be happy?

Let’s get back to Minnesota and make more.

SADNESS Joy, if we hurry, we can still stop her.

JOY Family Island. Let’s go!

SADNESS Joy! Joy! It’s too dangerous! We won’t make it in time!

JOY But that’s our only way back!

A recall tube!

SADNESS We can get recalled!

0:29:41

SAN FRANCISCO HOUSE - DAY

MOM Have a great day, sweetheart.

DAD See you after school, monkey.

MOM We love you!

JOY Go! Run, run!

Woah woah! Sadness! Sadness, stop! You’re hurting Riley!

SADNESS Oh no, I did it again...

JOY If you get in here, these core memories will get sad!

I’m sorry. Riley needs to be happy.

SADNESS Joy!!!

0:28:42

MEMORY DUMP
BING BONG Joy! Joy? Joy, what are you doing? Will you stop it please?

Don’t you get it, Joy? We’re stuck down here. We’re forgotten.

RILEY IN A CORE MEMORY We used to play tag and stuff.

But everything’s different now since we moved.

JOY Do you remember how she used to stick her tongue out when she was coloring?

I could listen to her stories all day.

I just wanted Riley to be happy. And now...

SADNESS (V.O.) It was the day the Prairie Dogs lost the big playoff game.

Riley missed the winning shot. She felt awful. She wanted to quit.

JOY Sadness. Mom and Dad, the team... They came to help because of sadness!

We have to get back up there!

BING BONG Joy, we’re stuck down here. We might as well be on another planet.

JOY Another planet.

Who’s your friend who likes to play? Who’s your friend who likes to play?

BING BONG His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

Who's the best in every way and wants to sing this song to say,

who's your friend who likes to play? Bing Bong Bing Bong!

His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

0:23:27
JOY Hop in! C’mon!

JOY & BING BONG Who's your friend who likes to play? Bing Bong Bing Bong!

BING BONG Come on, Joy. One more time. I’ve got a feeling about this one.

Louder! Louder, Joy! Sing louder!

JOY We’re gonna make it!

Woohoo! Bing Bong, we did it! We- Bing Bong? Bing Bong!

BING BONG Ya ha ha! You made it! Ha ha! Go! Go save Riley!

Take her to the moon for me. Okay?

JOY I'll try, Bing Bong. I promise.

0:21:10

SAN FRANCISCO HOUSE - EVENING

MOM We’re home! Riley? Riley!

I’ll call her cell.

FEAR This is terrible. Wait. Is that someone walking towards us? Let’s cross the street.

It's Mom! She's on to us! Where's my bag?

DISGUST What do we do?

ANGER Riley needs to get core memories. We keep going.

JOY Sadness!

Sadness? Sadness? C’mon Sadness, where are you? Okay. If I were Sadness, where would I be?

Ohhh... everything is awful, and my legs don’t work, and you have to drag me around

while I touch all the-

0:19:50

BUS DEPOT
DISGUST Oh no. It’s Mom again. What do we do?!

ANGER This is madness! She shouldn’t run away!

DISGUST Let’s get this idea out of her head.

JOY Sadness! Sadness!

SADNESS Joy?

JOY Wait, Sadness!

SADNESS Just let me go! Riley’s better off without me!

JOY Come back!

0:19:20

IMAGINATION LAND
MIND WORKER COP 1 Okay. So you’re saying your husband was blown away by an elephant?

Was he with anyone?

CLOUD WITNESS Yes! And there she is!

MIND WORKER COP 1 Hey! Come back here!

MIND WORKER COP 2 Forget it, Jake. It’s Cloud Town.

JOY What? Sadness!

SADNESS I only make everything worse!

JOY Wait- Sadness! We've gotta get you back to... Ugh.

ANGER It’s stuck!

DISGUST Oh great.

FEAR What do you mean it’s stuck?!?

DISGUST Now what?

FEAR Oh, no, no, no. What is this?!

0:18:43

ON THE BUS - EVENING

FEAR Oh, how do we stop it?

DISGUST I got it! Make her feel scared! That’ll make her change her mind!

FEAR Brilliant!

DISGUST I know it’s brilliant. Do it!

FEAR Ahh! Nothing’s working! Why isn’t it working??

ANGER Let me try!

DISGUST Great, you broke it!

FEAR No, I didn’t!

ANGER Let me do it! Get out of here!

FEAR Guys. We can’t make Riley feel anything.

ANGER What have we done?

0:18:10

IMAGINATION LAND
JOY Hey! Hey, look at me. Did you mean what you said before?

IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND I would die for Riley! I would die for Riley!

JOY Yeah, yeah, okay, Haircut. Time to prove it.

HOUSE OF CARDS WORKER That’s it! I fold.

JOY This is crazy, this is crazy... No, no, no! Joy! Be positive.

I am positive this is crazy!

 NOW!

IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS For Riley!

JOY Gotcha!

SADNESS Joy?

JOY Hang on!

FEAR Ohhh, I wish Joy was here!

DISGUST It’s Joy!

ANGER Stand back! Arrrrgh!

DISGUST That worked.

ANGER Well, what would you do, if you’re so smart?!

DISGUST I’d tell you, but you’re too dumb to understand.

ANGER What?!

DISGUST Of course your tiny brain is confused.

Guess I’ll just have to dumb it down to your level.

Sorry I don’t speak “moron” as well as you but let me try- Duuuuhhhhh.

FEAR Oh, thank goodness you’re back.

DISGUST Things are really messed up.

ANGER We found this idea-

FEAR Just to make happy memories!

0:15:48
DISGUST Joy, you’ve got to fix this. Get up there.

JOY Sadness, it’s up to you.

SADNESS Me?

ANGER/FEAR/DISGUST Sadness?!

SADNESS I can’t, Joy.

JOY Yes, you can. Riley needs you.

SADNESS Okay

RILEY Wait! Stop! I want to get off.

0:14:50
SAN FRANCISCO HOUSE- NIGHT
MOM Alright. Thank you. We will.

Her teacher hasn’t even seen Riley all day.

DAD What? I can't believe this.

MOM What was she wearing last? Do you even remember what-

Riley!

DAD Riley, there you are! Thank goodness!

MOM Oh, we were worried sick! Where have you been? It’s so late...

RILEY I know you don’t want me to but... I miss home. I miss Minnesota.

You need me to be happy, but... I want my old friends, and my hockey team...

I want to go home. Please don’t be mad.

MOM Oh sweetie...

DAD We’re not mad. You know what? I miss Minnesota too. I miss the woods where we took hikes.

MOM And the back yard where you used to play.

DAD Spring Lake, where you learned to skate. Come here.

0:10:50

DAYS LATER
FEAR Hey, I’m liking this new view.

ANGER Friendship Island has expanded. Glad they finally opened that Friendly Arguments section.

SADNESS I like Tragic Vampire Romance Island.

DISGUST Fashion Island. Everyone shut up!

FEAR Boy Band Island. Hope that's just a phase.

JOY Say what you want, I think it’s all beautiful.

WORKER FRITZ Alright! There you go. Your new expanded console is up and running.

JOY/SADNESS/FEAR/ANGER/DISGUST Whoa!

DISGUST Cool. Upgrade!

JOY Ooohh.

FEAR Hey! Whoa! Whoops, wait. Did I just do that?

DISGUST Hey guys? What’s “pub-er-ty?”

JOY I don’t know. It’s probably not important.

ANGER Whoa. I have access to the entire Curse Word Library! This new console is the sh-

FEAR Sorry. I did it again. My bad.

DISGUST They’re getting to the rink!

0:10:07
DAD Now, when you get out there, you be aggressive!

RILEY I know, Dad.

MOM But not too aggressive.

RILEY You know, you guys don’t have to come to every game.

DAD Are you kidding? I’m not missing one! Go Foghorns!

MOM Go Riley! Foghorns are the best!

RILEY Okay, okay. I gotta go.

JOY Awww...

FEAR They love us!

ANGER Yeah, Mom and Dad are pretty cool.

DISGUST Guys, of course they are. But we can’t show it!

DAD’S FEAR She loved the face painting!

DAD’S ANGER Ha! Told you it was a great idea!

MOM’S ANGER Best idea he’s had in a while.

MOM’S SADNESS He’s a really good guy.

MOM’S FEAR Just in case.

RILEY Oh. Sorry!

GIRL ALARM Girl! Girl! Girl! Girl!

RILEY Uhh... O-kay. Bye!

JOY You ready?

SADNESS Yeah!

JOY Alright. Let’s play some hockey! All right Anger, take it!

ANGER Give us that puck or you’re dead meat!

FEAR On our left! On our left!

DISGUST Let’s just try not to get all smelly this time.

SADNESS Hooh, Mom and Dad are watching us fail.

JOY We’ve been through a lot lately, that’s for sure. But we still love our girl.
 She has great new friends, a great new house... things couldn’t be better!

After all, Riley’s 12 now. What could happen?

THE END.